the sports philosopher

They say that Andy Dalton, newest addition to the Bengals, really has the drive to succeed and the will to win that you need in order to “make it” and even Dick Vitale is calling him “a bridge between ape and the overman” but uhh if you look at him in this pic and take into account his scoring record in the past quarter (and severe lack of assists and overall lack of teamwork which is necessary for long-term victory) then I think it’s safe to safe that much in Andy Dalton is still ape-like.

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Ohhhhh once again Ronnie Brewer slams a perfect touch-dunk down on the Orioles, a group of sad sacks who could be likened to the people trapped in Plato’s Cave who dwelt in darkness and only saw phantom shadows cast by a dim light, well guess what fag-wads Ronnie Brewer is rising like the sun and when you stagger outside the limits of your cave-like assumptions and preconceptions what do you see, you see Ronnie Brewer slamming on you over and over like the light of the REAL SUN!!! (And then you see the sun set on your team’s chances to make it to the final four lol!)

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“You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star lolwut?????.” 
— Friedrich Nietzsche

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“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music lol!!!!!!!.” 
— Friedrich Nietzsche